"There was a young man from Nantucket..."
Nice day today but windy and I don't want to mess up my hair, so I'll mess up your head.
There was an old fart from Arapahoe
Who hobbled around with a sore toe.
To his chagrin
It was the shoe it was in,
Don't worry, at his age there'll be anew woe.
There is a proofreader from Everett,
Who is glad Uncle Sam pays off his debt.
It adds a measure
To her treasure,
Until she says "hunt'n'peckers Nyet!".
My Nevada cousin drives a big truck,
His hard way to earn a big buck,
But it supports
The outdoor sports
And gives him plenty of time to (I'm stuck
here. Give me a hand.)
But I am sure you can do better. Here is the cheat sheet:
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