You Know You Are Back in Wyoming When...

You know you are back in Wyoming when:

• You go to visit the neighbors and they aren't home but their door is wide open.
• When you go to visit your other neighbors and nobody is there but before you leave, family members from a combined distance of 170 miles converge to admire progress on a new house.
• You go back to the other neighbors and they are home, with company, and they insist you stay for dinner.
• Somebody at the dinner table says "Those darn sheep are getting out again!"and people arise en-masse, take three vehicles, and with a combined experience of over 300 years you end up weaving sagebrush in barbed wire to foil the wily critters.
• When your new wireless modem upgrade arrives and they tell you you have to drive 120 miles to get to a place it will program itself, and you do it without delay.
• You laugh a lot at how nuts things are.
• The Fed Ex man- fellow dog lover, has become your friend, stoops to return a quarter on the door step and you say, "Leave it. I am field testing the Jehovah's." and you both have a good laugh.
• You step out the door and and can hear calls of Sandhill Cranes, Ringneck pheasants, and the new resident squirrel doesn't budge.
• The air is so clean but it is moving horizontally fast enough you have to run to catch a breath.